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If he doesn't bring me a sweet treat unsolicited, I don't want him.
My last two relationships ended over chicken nuggets because let's be honest, I'll never love anything more than chicken nuggets.
My ex and I didn't work out because we both need some one to carry us out of the bar at the end of the night, and I don't have the patience or the upper body strength for that bullshit.
Last relationship: I bought myself a toy for my ex's birthday. New relationship: he bought me a toy. #anditsnotevenmybirthday
If showing up early for a date to order a burrata and eat it without sharing is wrong, I don't want to be right.
When he tells you he loves you a thousand times, but the second you're like, "I think you're kind of cool," he's all, "And for that reason... I'm out."
Did HR really just suggest I won't retire until 2056?!
My day started with my yoga instructor posing the question, "Are you ready to die?" So that's how my day has been going.
Are these symptoms of a real problem, or do I just feel this way because I've only ingested dehydrating liquids today?
Serious 4 pm thoughts: Remember when we had lunch?
Serious debate: Is it worth it to waste a good hair wash day when you have to go out in the rain? So disappointing when the weather doesn't support me.
A drunk girl* was handing out mozzarella sticks to other equally drunk girls in the women's bathroom of a bar, and I think that's pretty beautiful. #WomenSupportingWomen
*That drunk girl was me.
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